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I think I met this woman in a bar.. multiple times.

Luv Dat Chicken

My grandmother kept chickens, and once a year in the spring we would butcher them. Neither of my grandparents used the axe-and-tree-stump method of killing chickens. My grandfather would take the bird by the head and spin it; the neck would break and the body would fly off to flop around on the ground. The head was given to the dog. My grandmother had a cast-iron lid about 24" in diameter; she put the chicken's head under the lid, stepped on the lid, and pulled on its feet. After the bodies stopped flopping around, they were dipped in boiling water to loosen the feathers. My job as a boy was to pluck them, which I did out behind the shed with my grandfather. Once they were plucked, they went inside to the kitchen where my grandmother and mother cut them up and put them in bags to freeze. We ate lots of chicken in the summer and fall.

Psychadaelic Artist Blog

Some great images can be found on the Monkey Ink site. Affordable prices too. Enjoy.

The Pet Rock of Ice Cream: Various Web Quotes on the Death of Dippin' Dots, Inc.

MMAStandup:
Worse gimmick of a snack joint ever.

Clint4CNN:
Absolutely the best ice cream ! (next to Ben and Jerry)

PhoenixAlly:
Awww. I love them. Too bad.

Hotness:
LOL!!!

iBod:
I had them once when I was a little kid and they were new and real popular. I learned my lesson then and there: The problem is not the price but, rather, the quantity. They are little spheres...and what does that mean?--Well, the image above shows it clearly. Dippin Dots is like swimming in a Ball Pit--only, the problem is...it's not the water; you're not getting your whole money's worth.

MMAStandup:
You must be fat.

playfuldream:
If they weren't so damn expensive or hard to find...

MrRedic:
Maybe if they didn't overprice their damn ice cream they wouldn't be filing for bankruptcy.

groovepin:
the pet rock of ice cream

parkcityboiL:
omg..."cryogenics" r involved. isnt that the technique that freeze dried walt disney and has his bod in a cylinder in arizona or florida or ?. maybe good 'ol walt is sharing his space with dippin dots mint chip...ewww...

BuckHippo:
If it was called "Skinny Dippin Dots" it would be doing just fine.

"The family of a man whose lifeless, naked body -- wearing what appeared to be a dog collar -- was found in a hot tub next to a sleeping weatherman described him Thursday as someone who was 'easily influenced.' "

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I Wish it Was Me

"1976 Formula 1 Champion, James Hunt enjoys the spoils of victory– a smoky treat, cold beer, hot girl, and garland."

The Pups Dog It...Again!

To Be Young Again

some footage of some folks zonked out of their minds dancing in a warehouse.

Bivalve Tip

Try sucking an oyster through your nostril, into your mouth. I am told that since the olfactory and gustatory senses are so closely related it is an oyster tasting euphoria....

04:25 AM

Another sleepless night...must correct everyone on internet who is wrong...must keep typing…must keep typing...

One in Every Crowd

A young club-goer not wearing pants got stranded after fleeing a concupiscent cabbie, according to a PCSD report.

Deputies were dispatched to Mission and Drexel roads in reference to a female "in some kind of trouble." They found a young woman walking in the middle of the road, seemingly cold and scared. She was not wearing any shoes and reeked of intoxicants; she also appeared to be wearing no pants.

The subject insisted she was OK, and that all she needed was a ride home. But when some people driving by slowed down as they passed, she became belligerent, shouting, "What the fuck? What the hell are these assholes staring at?"

Asked by deputies why she was half-naked, the subject replied, "What the fuck? This is how I went out."

At that point, a deputy delicately asked her where her shoes were; she replied that they were "in the fucking cab." Deputies eventually got her to explain that she had been on her way home in a taxi cab from the Cactus Moon dance club, when the reportedly old, fat cab driver started caressing her neck. She said she jumped out of the car, just after telling him, "Go fuck your mother."

The subject admitted she was a little "fucked up." She didn't want to be dropped off at her "fucking parents' house," so deputies drove her to a Circle K to use the pay phone. There, she met someone she knew and started talking to him. ("I've been riding around with this fucking pig," she told her apparent acquaintance. "Do you believe I've been fucking walking around and this fucking pig picked me up?")

The report did not mention whether deputies helped her further, or how she got home.

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